It's just not fair.

This is the LAST HAND in a 36 person satellite into a larger satellite into a LARGER satellite that wins a WSOP ticket.

Fuck I hate poker.

Dealer: Hotgmama posts the small blind of 1,500
Dealer: Willskis posts the big blind of 3,000
Dealer: You have been dealt [3h Kc]
Dealer: Hotgmama calls 1,500
Dealer: Willskis checks
Dealer: The flop is [Qs 3c Kh]
Dealer: Willskis checks
Dealer: Hotgmama bets 3,000
Dealer: Willskis raises to 6,000
Dealer: Hotgmama calls 3,000
Dealer: The turn is [8d]
Dealer: Willskis bets 18,000 <-- This, kiddies, is what's called a POT-SIZED BET, enough to give anyone who wishes to call odds of 2:1 -- insufficient odds to call a straight, flush, or trips draw.
Dealer: Hotgmama calls 18,000
Dealer: The river is [Js]
Dealer: Willskis bets 14,640, and is all in
Hotgmama: I have to call
Dealer: Hotgmama has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Hotgmama calls 12,360, and is all in
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 2,280 returned to Willskis
Dealer: Willskis shows two pair, Kings and Threes
Dealer: Hotgmama shows a straight, Ace high
Dealer: Hotgmama wins the pot (78,720) with a straight, Ace
high