They have donkeys online, too...

Dealer: You have been dealt [Ac Jc]
Dealer: Jenny92 folds
Dealer: lvbadbob folds
Dealer: Willskis raises to $0.50
Dealer: frdlvrxlt26 folds
Dealer: l0vetotilt2 folds
Dealer: 1wirenut calls $0.25
Dealer: The flop is [7c As Qs]
Dealer: 1wirenut checks
Dealer: Willskis bets $0.25
Dealer: 1wirenut calls $0.25
Dealer: The turn is [Kc]
Dealer: 1wirenut checks
Dealer: Willskis bets $0.50
Dealer: 1wirenut calls $0.50
Dealer: The river is [4h]
Dealer: 1wirenut bets $0.50
Dealer: Willskis raises to $1
Dealer: 1wirenut calls $0.50
Dealer: Willskis shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: 1wirenut shows two pair, Kings and Fours
Dealer: 1wirenut wins the pot ($4.40) with two pair, Kings and
Fours

Must have been an Avalanche player. That ain't balling.